WTF or NOT

No, but I like beached whales….

wtfornot — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 23:43:43 +0000

I collect turtles, oldies rock and roll I am a Guest Teacher. Please no one under 40 or living out side the USA. I like Football, Basketball, and Hockey. I live in New Mexico,USA Age 53,

Her Keywords:

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GUHZERE

HoN formatting

wtfornot — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 22:22:30 +0000

Those retards @ HoN have changed the formatting once again and now, as you can see, the keywords want a line to themselves and until I cna be arsed to work out a workaround, I wont be including htem unless they are truely funny.

Cutting to the chase [which aint easy in mums dress]

wtfornot — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 22:21:08 +0000

The guys at HoN have changed once again the formatting of profiles. The posts here will reflect that [i cant be bothered with anyhting more than cut'n'paste]

Hi there. I have recently moved back to London following living and working abroad. I’m not looking for friends or a serious partner, just men and women for sex.

Her Keywords:

dancing

music

Mum!…. dad’s wearing your clothes again!

wtfornot — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:23:17 +0000

There is a never ending supply of these:

Hi, I am a single girl from the North East of England. Just looking to meet some nice people to chat too, and make some new friends.

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GERSGSS

Duckbilled Platyface

wtfornot — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:16:35 +0000

WTF….seroiously, WTF??

Hi thanx for stopping and taking time to read my intro. Im a fun loving lady into meeting new people and having a laugh. I like nice gentlemen so if u a good lookin, sexy gentle man, then im sure u would rate me (HOT) lol

Her Keywords:

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NZASKQR

Erasing the past [ever so slightly]

wtfornot — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 17:56:36 +0000

i love this womans photoshop skillz – that or she has 4 legs and 4 arms. Maybe she is Vishnu?

I have short sandy blondish red hair, deep green eyes, 120 pounds, 5’5, athletic build, dark tan, straight teeth. I love the outdoors, traveling, love the beach, concerts, sporting events, hanging out with friends and family,

Her Keywords:

music

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GYHSE8N

Justis Styem is Hard Battel

wtfornot — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:51:50 +0000

Her Keywords:

csi miami

dancer

dancing

hip hop

If you saw this profile would you really click ‘yes’? you just know there is a whole can of drama worms waiting to munch on your arse if you do.

It also amazes me how people still post badly spelt intros in this age of spellcheckers.

hi my name is nikki i am fighting for my daughter in court its a hard battel if you dont have a great lawyer you wont win in court even how bad of a criminal your ex is are justis styem sucks

Her Keywords:

csi miami

dancer

dancing

hip hop

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GUAMOSH

STFU and get back in your box

wtfornot — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 22:13:46 +0000

WTF is the point of going on about how hard you are as a dom and then ramble about how you like to take a beating from one guy?

I reckon its a case of that she doesn’t much like being a sub and so wants to find her own one to take it out on.

I only ever tried S&M once and my safety word was “ouch”.

I am a 27 year old Domme, I am in a D/s relationship with my one and only Master who goes by the name of Bone. I am a switch but I only switch for Him and am Domme to everyone else. I have been in the lifestyle for approx 12 years.

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wtf is on the windowsill?

wtfornot — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 22:30:13 +0000

Is this woman a child killer, stuffing them and mounting them on her windowsill & mantlepiece?

freak.

hi my name is melissa im 27 from london, i have 2 kids, and a lovely boyfriend dan who im mad about mwahh babes. just on here 2 make friends really so if u wanna chat then click yes!!! xx

Keyword Tags:

dancing

music

shy

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Blog stats & search engine referers

wtfornot — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 16:57:15 +0000

Its funny to look at the site stats and see what people are looking for when they find here. Seems there are a lot of people into transexuals.

Today

Search	Views
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camel toe tag	1
nek8sua	1
buffalo willing	1

Yesterday

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She can also transform into a bat

wtfornot — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 00:50:10 +0000

and possesses the body of a 14 year old boy. The little ‘hah’ and ‘hehe’ at the end of each sentence is really unsettling.

Plain freaky.

I’m interested in MEN ONLY! Hi I’m Lisa, do you like what you see, hehehe? If you do drop me a line.

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Look at my rat…..

wtfornot — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:59:51 +0000

…the one in the cage, silly!

Love the carpet as well. People do seem to do classic shots in their houses but dont tidy up. A friend has a blog for AM porn and posts pics that people post themselves to the internets of themlooking all ‘seductive’ in front of their dirty laundry and stuff.

Im a qualified fitness instructor,personal trainer and im also a lifeguard, I regularly use the gym and i like to socialise with my friends when im not working. Im easy to get on with and im looking for someone with similar interests!

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Wrong….just plain wrong.

wtfornot — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:55:18 +0000

Hi, I’m Cher, I’m 30 single, no kids (but love them) like music (especially Rock) motorbikes, socialising, love animals and not taking life too seriously. Looking for interesting people with life experience. GSHO a must. Fancy a chat? Click on YES.

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This is what happens when….

wtfornot — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:42:48 +0000

….you pretend that its Halloween everyday of the year.

Hi! I’m just a fun loving person who loves to laugh and smile. I love to have a great time and I am up for just about anything.

Keyword Tags:

travel

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Dislikes: sunlight and my body producing vitamin D

wtfornot — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:29:55 +0000

My name is Michelle im divorcing my husband no children and i love poetry books and movies and the study of witch craft and listening to music. im 5’7 about 125 pounds red hair brown eyes and a good person. i enjoy back rubs and smoking ciggerettes.

Keyword Tags:

music

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Obviously more than going to see a dentist….

wtfornot — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:22:43 +0000

im a mother of 3 kids its 2 girls and 1 boy and i love them more then life its self

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Lick that foot now!

wtfornot — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:26:56 +0000

wtf….and “no black men” in the keyweirds

Fun & spunky -have my gloomy days 2,hey Im nrml.Really! I love kissin,hangin,friends,outdoor activities,water sport.Like 2try new things that dont hurt! Need attn from guys &1 who shows his bod.Like sharp minded guys.Intelligence & a hot bod…mmm!

Keyword Tags:

hanging with the guys

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honey monster neck

wtfornot — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:07:54 +0000

My flatmate says peopel like this have a honey monster [no] neck. [remember him from the sugar puffs ads?].

She needs to really fecking eat as well.

I’m Tammy 26 6ft 130lbs blue eyes, dkblnde hair, outgoing, tee and jeans, lookin for serious relationship or friends, straight forward about what I want. I have a great boyfriend lookin for cool people to hangout with.

Keyword Tags:

dancing

goin out with friends

music

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I dont want to look at your profile….again! And that IS my plan!

wtfornot — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 00:49:08 +0000

I am 26, and a single mom… I do not want to get hurt … again.. so if that is your plan…. dont bother

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Theres a party going on in my mouth and everyone is violently throwing up

wtfornot — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 00:43:35 +0000

This has to be the most explicit, terrifying, vulgar, nauseating and yet entrancing profile yet. This one scores the most catagories as well. EVAR!
NSFFA [Not Safe For Fucking Anything]

I am a straight male / lesbian t-girl that is caring, warm hearted person. I love to pamper and be pampered me. I am always a lady but can also be the tramp. I am looking forward to hearing from all If you. I serious send me a flower.

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